Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, 14 March 2014

A Squeeky chat with Kathryn Ledson - Melbourne author and my Aunty.


Today I'd like to introduce you to Melbourne author (and my fab Aunty) Kathryn Ledson. Since The Squee is all about celebrating hard work, creativity and being generally excited about things, I couldn't wait any longer to brag about my talented Aunty and her two recently published hilarious crom/rom/com fiction books!! (Nothing like a little "neppa-tiz!" - a School of Rock reference if you're not familiar)

I asked if Kath wanted to write something for me to share here but she turned up her nose and said "can you just ask me stuff? I'm better at that"

So here goes!
Enjoy!
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Can you tell me a little about yourself, and your path to becoming a published writer?
If I think about where it all started, I’d have to say as far back as 1986 when I had a conversation with myself along these lines: ‘Kath, if you want certain things in your life, YOU have to make them happen.’ I was terrified, but went ahead and left my (brief, unhappy) marriage, secure job of 6 years, Melbourne and all my family (including a very cute little niece) and got a job on Hayman Island. It kind of went from there. I’d find myself saying, ‘What next?’ Leaving the corporate world for good and returning to school to do a writing course was just part of that whole process, but I didn’t for a second think I’d be writing a novel! Or two.

Rough Diamond (published by Penguin) was your first novel. For those who have not read it, can you give a little bit of a plot outline without giving too much away?



Well... there’s a girl, and a hunky guy, and he’s bleeding to death in her front garden. That doesn’t give too much away does it? No, really, it’s a story about an ordinary office worker who finds herself recruited into a secret team of vigilantes, who’ve made it their business to go about Melbourne eradicating all kinds of baddies (just like Batman). There might be a bit of naughtiness too – some love and lust – but the bedroom door stays firmly closed (in case you’re thinking 50 Shades...)

And your second and most recently released novel Monkey Business? (also published by Penguin).



Monkey Biz is a bit out there. It’s a sequel to the first but you can read it as a stand-alone novel. I’ve unleashed my weird humour in this book. Erica Jewell (my series character) gets a call to say that her beloved (she’d never let him hear her call him that) – the one bleeding to death in Rough Diamond – is in trouble yet again. This time he’s MIA on the dangerous, war-torn island of Saint Sebastian. Erica goes there to rescue him.

Where did your character and plot ideas come from? What has inspired you?
Well, about the time you were born, I was hooked on a very daggy show called Scarecrow and Mrs King. It featured Kate Jackson, fresh from (the original) Charlie’s Angels (another fave), who played a prudish, divorced housewife who happened to be in the right place at the right time and bumped into a spy (“Scarecrow”) needing help escaping bad guys. She was promptly recruited by his secret US agency and never looked back, until she made the mistake of marrying the spy, in which case the series was then boring and over! So I think a seed was planted way back then – it just took 30 years to sprout. And the plot ideas? Mostly from hilarious dinner parties with clever friends and family. (You did keep those sunburn diaries for me didn’t you?) [Editor note: I may indeed share the sunburn diaries at some stage! Keep your eyes peeled folks]

Did you realise right away that you were a funny writer? Or did you work at it?
Who are you calling funny! I’m very serious and sensible. Just look at Erica’s mother – a respectable, God-fearing Catholic lady. You know, as I wrote Rough Diamond, I’d titter to myself about some things (like Erica’s reaction to her Dad farting in front of Jack), but really didn’t expect to be considered a ‘funny writer’. Not that I mind! I quite like it, actually. No, the humour just comes. I can’t help it. A bit like farting, really.

Can you describe Erica Jewell and Jack Jones and the nature of their relationship?
Well, they do have a thing together. But Jack is damaged – he lost his wife and parents in the World Trade Centre in New York on that fateful day – and hasn’t let anyone close to him since. So Jack keeps an emotional arm’s length with Erica, and she doesn’t mind that at all (even though she secretly – to herself only – refers to him as her ‘boyfriend’), having been hurt by her lying, cheating, bastard ex-husband who ran off with a (blonde) bimbo in a (crappy old) sports car. There’s a serious attraction, though, that’s for sure. Over the series it’ll keep heating up until someone’s got to either cook or get outta the kitchen.

Can you tell me about something that gets you excited- something that makes you SQUEE!?


AND THIS:
image from www.vegtv.com 

Monday, 3 March 2014

Funny women, bikeish talk and pants-off cycling :: Pushy Women South Side Speaking Event

Gee I love funny women.

Yesterday I had the good fortune of being allowed to volunteer at the Pushy Women South Side Speaking Event held at the Gasworks Theatre in South Melbourne.

The City of Port Phillip and The Squeaky Wheel joined forces with larger-than-life Catherine Deveny to bring together a knock-your-socks-off lineup of intelligent, hilarious women to chat about all things bikeish.

Having offered to volunteer- another YOLO experience- I arrived at the theatre and asked to be put to work. After throwing a few postcards on seats, helping some of the performers unpack and assisting on the door I took my seat and spent the next two hours laughing harder than I have in a long time. 

Tracey Harvey

Bev Killick

Highlights for me were Tracey Harvey taking off her pants and knickers and cycling around the stage and Bev Killick regaling us with a story of an unfortunate bike incident which culminated in her stubbie-wearing butcher father yelling "EVONNE! EVONNE! BEV'S CAUGHT HER VAGINA ON HER NEW RED BIKE!". My Goodness, I honestly have not laughed as much in a really long time.

There were a bunch of other fab speakers with varying levels of enthusiasm for bikes and cycling- some who don't cycle much and one (Sally Warhaft) who admitted to having no interest in bikes at all, poking fun at the language and politics of the cycling world. I liked it. I could relate. I like riding for riding's sake and I join Sally in being happy to avoid all the other bits. I also enjoyed the exploration of the phrase "ON YA BIKE" and  the suggestion of a few people she'd like to say it to (I concur, particularly Scott Morrison and Tony Abbott).

Karla Burt

I think I have a bit of a girl-crush on Karla Burt, star of Girl Friday (click HERE to watch!) who spoke about her love affair with cycling around Paris and her dismay at the realisation that the bike awaiting her back at home was an ugly old mountain bike and would not be nearly as romantic and life-enriching as her Parisian ride. Her description of the purchase of a sparkly new step-through made me want to leave my ugly-but-reliable workhorse on the verandah un-padlocked. Maybe I'll just sell it and save up for a Lekker. Yes... that's what I'll do.

Kate Miller-Heidke

Kate Miller-Heidke told the story of a lost love... the love being a brand new white Mongoose mountain bike; the loss being the Christmas Day theft that occurred outside Indooroopilly McDonalds. It was a heart-wrenching tale. The musical accompaniment was a nice touch and added a certain sorrowful vibe.

Considering I didn't really do very much as a volunteer, I feel extremely lucky to have been able to sit in on this event. I look forward to future Pushy Women events where I can be a more useful tag-along. Thank you Pip and Jette for allowing me to contribute in the small way I did.

If you like the sound of this event, there is another coming up on March 16th where you can see Kate Langbroek, Bev Killick, Genevieve Morris, Van Badham, Anne Edmunson, Karen Pickering, Lally Katz and Pip Lincoln talk bikes. Details HERE.

Friday, 15 November 2013

A SQUEEKY Christmas!


Yo kids,

Sitting with my two very lovely and very clever sisters-in-law today I had an idea... What if I did a Squee Christmas series?! Wouldn't that be fun? I think so!

We got to talking about all the things about Christmas that we love and we started concocting a list of really ace things to share with you here on this little blog. Categories started emerging and before I knew it I had a multi-layered list of Christmassy greatness and now I'm beginning to feel a bit overwhelmed with all the sweet stuff I want to tell you about. This is GOOD right?!! It's GOOD to have lot's of content ideas. Now I just need to sort them out!